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 ̶O̶u̶r̶ ̶M̶e̶n̶u̶ ̶ ̶​   My Acting  ​is made to order with only
the   ̶r̶i̶p̶e̶s̶t̶,̶ ̶l̶o̶c̶a̶l̶ ̶   Most Absurd, and Yet Somehow,
​Still So Painfully Real ingredients

The Embodiment of California
​$Free

soft smiles, smooth jams, fun in the sun

Unhinged ASMR Artist 
$Free

Alien-fandom, stunts, bordering-on-excessive eye contact

Spunky, Chill Tomboy
​$Free

nerd nostalgia, backwards hat, diner-vibes

日本語でのジル
​$無料

侍になりたかった中学生の僕への手紙

Southern, Frustrated Divorcée 
​$Free

North Carolinian banter, light flirting, exasperated retribution 

Long-Dead Hospital Patient 
​$Free

broken promises, aching vengeance, a couple quarts of mouth blood

The "Real" Me 
$Now That'll Cost Ya'!

severe gratitude, sincere mania, subtle notes of the abyss

Thank you for your time and space. I hope you have a spectacular day :)